The not-sexy work that actually grows your store.
Shopify optimization. CRO. Klaviyo flows. The boring, methodical stuff that moves the needle.
The numbers don't lie.
Across all client stores
For our retainer clients
Within the first 90 days
And counting
Free 30-minute audit call — no commitment
Everything your store needs to grow. One retainer. No BS.
Store Audit & Roadmap
Uncover hidden revenue gaps and build a tailored optimization roadmap to drive growth from day one.
CRO & A/B Testing
Data-driven testing on product pages, checkout flow, and funnels. More buyers from the same traffic.
Klaviyo Email & SMS Flows
Full-funnel email and SMS flows that nurture, convert, and retain — from welcome to win-back.
Checkout & UX Optimization
Reduce cart abandonment and friction with a checkout flow that actually converts.
Page Speed & Performance
Faster pages, better Core Web Vitals, higher rankings. Every millisecond counts.
Analytics & Reporting
Track what matters most — from conversion rate to revenue per session — with dashboards that drive action.
Offer & Pricing Strategy
Test and iterate on offers that drive conversion and attract customers who actually stick around.
Retention & Repeat Revenue
Boost lifetime value with post-purchase journeys, loyalty flows, and re-engagement campaigns.
Four steps. No fluff.
Audit
We dig into your analytics, your store, your email account. Every leak documented.
Strategy
A prioritized roadmap: what to fix now, what to build next, what to stop wasting time on.
Execute
Store updates, A/B tests launched, Klaviyo flows built and sending.
Grow
Monthly reporting. Continuous optimization. Scale what works, kill what doesn't.
notsexyecom vs. the typical agency.
- Junior account managers
- Vanity metrics PDF
- Weekly status calls that waste your time
- Focused on billable hours
- 6-12 month lock-in contracts
- Copy-paste template playbooks
- Senior operators who've scaled stores
- Revenue-focused dashboards
- Async updates + Loom walkthroughs
- Focused on your bottom line
- Month-to-month, cancel anytime
- Custom strategy built for your store
Real stores. Real results.
DTC Skincare Brand
Rebuilt their entire Klaviyo flow architecture and optimized product pages. Revenue from email went from 18% to 40% of total.
Subscription Snack Box
Complete CRO overhaul: checkout flow, product pages, and trust signals. Conversion rate nearly tripled.
Premium Supplement Brand
Shopify speed optimization + Klaviyo flows generated $340K in new annual revenue within 6 months.
We'll show you exactly what we'd do differently
Don't take our word for it.
They completely rebuilt our Klaviyo flows and the results were immediate. Email revenue went from 15% to 38% of total revenue in 60 days.
No fluff, no vanity metrics. They found $40K/month in revenue we were leaving on the table and fixed it in 30 days.
Best decision we made was switching from our agency to this retainer model. More gets done, for less money, with better results.
Our conversion rate went from 1.8% to 3.4% in 90 days. The ROI on this retainer is insane.
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Questions? We've got answers.
What kind of brands do you work with?
Shopify brands doing $50K+/month in revenue who know they're leaving money on the table. We work best with DTC brands, subscription businesses, and high-SKU stores.
How long until I see results?
Most clients see measurable improvement within 30 days. Major results — like 2-3x email revenue — typically happen within 60-90 days.
What's included in the retainer?
Depends on the package. At minimum: dedicated strategist, monthly optimization cycles, Klaviyo flow management, CRO testing, and performance reporting. No account managers reading scripts.
Do you only work with Shopify?
Yes. We specialize so we can be the best at it. If you're not on Shopify, we're probably not the right fit.
What if I already have Klaviyo flows set up?
Great. We'll audit them, identify what's underperforming, and rebuild or optimize. Most 'set up' flows are leaving 40-60% of potential revenue on the table.
How is this different from a typical agency?
No junior account managers. No bloated retainers. No vanity metric reports. You work directly with senior operators who've scaled stores like yours.
What happens on the free call?
We screen-share your store and analytics, identify 3-5 immediate opportunities, and tell you honestly if we can help. No pitch deck. No pressure.
Ready to stop leaving money on the table?
Book a free 30-minute call. We'll audit your store live and show you exactly where you're losing revenue.
No pitch deck. No pressure. Just honest feedback.